“Still lifes are always ready to pose. They never need to sleep or eat”

Arnold Green

Autobiograph

           When I was born I was born with a paint brush in my hand and a pallet in the other. I entered allot of art shows throughout my life. A famous artist saw my painting on display and bought it for 49,999.99 and my mom soon figured out how much of a profit we were making.  Because we were such a poor family my mom took me out of school and forced me to paint in my room. 

           Soon all of our millions paid for my trip to Paris to learn the true art of painting. I figured out how to paint moving paintings (as seen on my home page). I also learned the art of nude painting. I invested all of my money in the stock market and I had to travel back to America but I had to travel to art shows since I didn't have a car.                 

           I found his nice little town who's name escapes me and I continued my painting there until the next art show. I met this nice little lady and I asked if I could paint a nude picture of her. She accepted. I was in the middle of painting her and then a snake jumped down off of the rafters and  fell on her. She ran out of the house and  I never saw her again. I got some more money from the art show and moved back to my home town.