A Year Down Yonder

Autobiography

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 When I was young I was the one who didn’t really like school. I got expelled from my old school just because I beat up this kid who would not give me his money.  As I grew up a little bit around nine, my dad gave me my first gun. It was a nice 12 gage shotgun! I had no clue what do with it until he also took me hunting with him for the first time. He showed me some of his traps and how to set them up around the forest. Until we here a noise in a dark shadow under a tree. My dad told me to shoot at it so I raised us that shotgun and fired it. I never knew it was going to kick back so hard and it pushed me to the ground. But I was able to kill it. It was a fox that set off a trap. Then he showed me how to “return the favor” with so bullies. As my mom showed me how to cook at the same time.

 Later on as I got older, I saw this man that I loved so much. We dated for eight months without fighting with each other. So when I turned 19 a day later I got marries to him. He didn’t like the town we lived in so we moved to a small little now in the middle of now where in this small little cottage. As we aged we had some relatives come down for a visit every year. 

 Her name was Mary Alice. She came here once a year from Chicago to visit. But when her family didn’t have enough money to feed her they sent her to me for a year! She brought a cat named Bootsie. I hated cats and I got mad at her for coming here with a cat I took her to school. As she was there I took all her things over to my house and threw them up in her room in the attic and threw the cat outside. She was pretty hard to get along with for the first week but them I helped her to hunt can “show who the boss is” here. We pulled through though like through the tornado, the dances, and the turkey shoot. But then when she was my age when I got married, she married this nice fancy boy named Royce Mick Nab. And they live here peacefully for a very long time.

 

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