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autobiography

Welcome to my autobiography! Well I’m going to tell you about my self. When I was 15 I moved in with my grandma. She wasn't the type of grandma that would give kisses or run and give you hugs, she’s a tough strict grandma, but I love her. On my 1st year with grandma she sent me to school! I thought she’d let me rest for a few days but I had to go to school. So when I went to my new school this girl named Mildred Burdick kept wanting a dollar from me because she thought I was rich. So when I got home grandma was being nice to Mildred and distracted her from some stuff, like the fact that grandma tied her boots to a horse and made go to town and make her walk home barefooted.

        On Halloween there are these boys who like to tip peoples privies, but grandma wasn't going to let them do that to her privy. So she cooked up a pot of glue, and when those boys came tip toeing in her yard 1 boy fell and a knife that had the name Augie carved on it. Then when he got up his nose was bleeding and  grandma pored her pot of glue on his head then he ran. Then a few days after that grandma took Old man Nynqusit’s  bulldozer and bumped it into a tree and made pecans fall and she took them all and they went back to their house and made pies. And so after we made pies we went to the school where grandma was giving people a taste of her pies. So when the guy whose name is Augie came up she picked up his knife and started to cut his piece of pie. And he was mad and his father said looks like you’ve done messed with the wrong privy.

     I'm going to skip ahead to Christmas. Well when I was in school I was in the Christmas play. And guess who I was playing as. If you said Mary then you’ve guessed right. This is what I wore. I wore a type of crown that grandma cut out for me out of cans, really sharp cans. And a little robe, you know stuff that Mary would have on. And there was this girl named Carleen Lovejoy who would always try to still the spotlight from everyone, especially me. So when it was Carleens time to shine which by the way she was an angel, she had on these big wings that was flapping around the stage and the angels was just all over that stage. Before it was my cue  we where supposed to have a fake baby but it was just crying like real 1,smelled liked a real one.

     Well I’m going to skip ahead in my life. When I got older grandma Dowdel the same who took me in let me have my wedding at her house, and I got married to Royce McNabb. So that’s the rest of my life please enjoy my website and I hope you have a good time!!!!!!!!!!!!