R.O.M.P

Quote of the day:”GO AWAY!!!”

AGE UNKNOWN

 

BIOgrAPHY

Fax: 666-3435

             Alright listen up, all that fuzz on the first page is just to help me get more hits on my webpage. To tell you the truth, I really don't like you. I have trouble listening to music. I do love tractors, my hearing aid, and heavy metal though. I’ve already gotten your hit, so why don't you leave? What more do you want from me?

             I grew up in a hard town. There were bullies, and thieves. Every day when I would leave for school, I was chased and beaten by the bullies.

             When I grew up I fell in love. We got married, but after two years, she left me for my third cousin. She was killed in an accident soon after the wedding. I was so angry I didn't even shed a tear.

             I now live in a small country town. It’s filled with people I despise. Like that despicable Dowdel, and those dang Burdicks. That Dowdel asked for pecans from my tree. I told her she could have any that fell on the ground. A couple of days later I awoke, my tractor crashed into my now empty pecan tree, with all of the pecans gone.

             That Dowdel’s always causing trouble! I can’t stand her! There are women in their birthday suits running around her house, snakes,   and drunk old women leaving her house!

             The only thing that Dowdel did good in her life was she…...well….kind of helped me out after a large hurricane. I could have saved myself though! But, at some times I do regret not thanking her. If it was anyone else but that coot I would have thanked her!

That’s all I have to say.

Email: oldman@aol.com