R. McN.

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Autobiography

  I ,Royce Mcnabb,  enjoys math. I moved a lot when I was yonger. I go to a small one room school and I make good grades. I am around six feet tall. The principal put me on the basket ball team.

   My girlfriend is Mary Alice. We met at  her grandma’s house for lemonade. We kept hearing noises from upstairs. Then all of a sudden a naked lady wrapped in a snake comes running down and she leaves the house and that was the last we saw of her. She was the laughing stock of the town.

    Quiet some time later Mary Alice and I got married. It was at her grandma’s house. After that we had three children and they became very successful. I am sixty two now and dying of cancer.